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Weird Al Yankovic has decided to start his “Alpocalypse” tour in Apocalypse central: North Las Vegas. I’d say this is a true sign of the end times, but what it really means is that Yankovic jumped the shark so long ago that only the mucus-filled Methuselahs at the Nor’Town Cannery remember who he is. Anyways, [...] Here’s your chance, Nor’Townies, to prove yourself a real live Grover Norquist extremist libertarian budget cutter! You can head over to the city website and take a survey about what you would cut out of the North Las Vegas budget if you were on city council! Here’s your chance! Why, you could play Nero and [...] That seems to be the gist of Nor’Town city planner’s “vision” expressed in today’s article about said planners’ failure to turn North Las Vegas into anything but another burnt out ‘burb in post-apocalyptic, third-world, bankrupt America. Witness: A reinvented downtown would ideally provide options unlike those on the Strip or in downtown Las [...] More Cops — All Very Proper In a surprise move that shocked lexicographers throughout the world, the audit firm Kafoury, Armstrong & Co. was forced to redefine the word “proper” in order to describe financial shenanigans perpetrated by the City of North Las Vegas. The firm audited the City’s infamous “More Cops” program and [...] The City of Nor’Town is announcing new, that is, fewer, hours at local recreation centers: Beginning Monday, June 21, the City will be reducing its hours of operation at the two recreation centers due to budget cuts. New Hours for Neighborhood Recreation Center Monday and Wednesday 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. Tuesday and [...] Well, well, well. The Clark County Shooting and National Rifle Association Pandering Park is apparently sucking so hard on County finances that the County has to shut down other amenities just to keep in open. (KLAS) In fact, the County will be closing down pools during the hot summer due to the budget crunch but [...] North Las Vegas City Council will hold another O-so-special session today, June 2nd, at 4:40pm, over at city hall. Council is set to add more exceptions to the hiring freeze, which is looking more and more like the old hiring chill. But who can keep track? The special meeting will allow council to let the [...] |
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